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To all concerned citizens, couch potatoes, sports fans.
The Couch is missing.
Last seen: A couple times…in a picture from his TSN days……Mind you that’s more than enough…we don’t want to see him anyway.
Last heard from: Posted a nipple shop on P.O.D. and split. Was kind enough to post the responses. Probably from his bunker where he awaits the imminent Armageddon or maybe from his space ship…you know the one. The V.W. Beetle (Old Style) shaped ship with the leafs logo’s printed on the fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview mirror.
Results of his disappearance.
The morning news surf sucks.
Coffee doesn’t taste the same when your not pissing yourself with a laugh or pissed off or just pissed.
Aforementioned nipple shot is getting to be a little borin……….hang on …oy….that’s better………forget I mentioned it.
Couch’s “supposed” picture has been on the site for too damn long. Is it , in fact, the real couch or an alien who was sent here for a limited duty tour to piss off the rest of us just to test the human resilience?
Can’t get my Couch-Crack fix…….I miss Rabbitbrain.
Come on Couch forget the mortgage…Living indoors is overated.
And as far as eating goes, beer and leftover wings from your wife’s bar should satisfy any man.
Thanks I feel better now…..must have been the nipple shot,
Steve
The Rock
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